Shamblers sportscaster debut

Rocks and Roots, a tee ball team of five-year-olds out of Metuchen, NJ asked us to lend some color commentary to their game this past Sunday against The Abilitees, also of Metuchen. The game, a series of kids-do-the-darndest-things hilarities, ended in an 18-18 tie.

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